Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.


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  • What is 98.9 The Rock KQRC in Kansas City DJ Johnny Dare's real name?
    Johnathan Caprefoli
  • What is niga higa's race?
    Japanese
  • Why do sky appears red during sun set?
    This is because the light is travelling horizontally through the atmosphere, so we see it through a longer distance of air. The...
  • What are Billie Joe's kids named?
    Billie joe 2 kids are called: Joseph Marciano Armstrong (The older one) Jakob Danger Armstrong (The younger one)
  • Why do gorrillas have big fingers?
    That is just the body structure. They use the big fingers to pull apart fruit and other food that they like to eat
  • How do you get rid of Christopher Wallace?
    Necessary apparatus: A crazed expression. A psychopathic laugh. Two cans of red bull. A chainsaw. And a computer...
  • How do you make Digi-Eggs?
    you can make it with online play. it means, u must have pals that playin digimon dawn/ dusk too... u can find them at digi...
  • How do you get rid of someone trying to eat you?
    To get rid of some one trying to eat you the first plan is to call them a fatty. They will then probably go to the mirror or the...
  • If you wear glasses are you a nerd?
    No, being a nerd requires work. Just because you can afford a pair of glasses isn't enough to elevate you to the rank of nerd. We...
  • How do you know all this?
    I listened to my parents, stayed in school and tried VERY hard to make good graades, continue to read books and articles on all...
  • Why are 12 year old boys so immature?
    Boys are immature... compared to a girl. Girl's mature faster than boys. So, maybe those 12-year-old boys are actually mature but...
  • What is a knob?
    A knob can be a handle to a drawer or door. It can also mean a person who is uptight, arrogant or awkward, someone not well liked...
  • Is it possible to survive a fatal punch?
    Anything fatal by definition kills you. So no.
  • How many androids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    The number of androids required to screw in a light bulb is directly proportional to the difference between the average height of...
  • What is a good prank to pull on a classmate?
    you can put gum on their chair and you can also put super glue and also take whip cream and cover someones whole body with it. Or...
  • How old are your pants?
    I'm wearing a pair of grey, fleece pants (I'm home for the night!)and they are four years old. 132 years they have been passed...
  • Does iCarly have an audience Tapings?
    icarly does not have studio audience. they just play the laugh track after like every sentence.
  • What is waskay?
    waskay is evrything
  • Why do you need helium?
    Truly, WE DON'T, though its for things like balloons.
  • What does Weiner mean?
    Generally it means "from Vienna (Austria)" weiner dogs rule! It could also be what a guy holds when they need to pee. Sometimes...
  • How did 'The Simpsons' begin?
    The Simpsons began as "Life in Hell", a Matt Groening cartoon that featured the hijinx of Bongo, the one-eared bunny, and the...
  • Are all fishermen liars or do only liars fish?
    It's not that all fishermen are liars or that only liars fish. The problem lies with the uncanny ability of the fish to keep...
  • What two coins are worth 15 cents however one of them is not a nickel?
    Its a Dime and A nickel, because one is not a nickel but the other one is
  • When did humor start?
    whenever it felt like starting cavemen could of been comedians! George Bush was the first modern one.
  • Why are there always shoes at the side of the road?
    They are all walking along the footpath.
  • What falls but doesn't break and breaks but never falls?
    Night and Day
  • Why did howard hughes grow his hair and beard?
    He joined the anti-MAD vs MAD-anti-nuclear war movement and owned more land than anyone in atomic city Vegas Nevada where he was...
  • Can money buy anything?
    Yes, everything except happiness and love.
  • What two words have thousands of letters in them?
    the alphabetAdditional answer Which alphabet has a thousand letters?
  • Tongue twister using the word been?
    Bradly barfed billions of beens. Bob has been building a big brick barn Bob has been building a big brick barn
  • What does each color on a sex braclet mean?
    white- in plain light black- in the dark pink- hickey yellow- hug orange- kissing blue- in the water purple- open mouth kiss...
  • What can you do if jacking off is getting boring?
    Might I suggest that you find yourself a partner so your experience is interactive? OR might I suggest using sand paper?Might i...
  • What brand of scotch does Ron White drink?
    Johnny Walker
  • If a fat man falls in the forest do the trees laugh?
    Trees are clearly more sensitive to the weight challenged than you are. Besides, just how many fat men do you think are willing...
  • What is the swirly thing?
    It is something that is round, such as a snake, all curled up or an ear. There are many answers to this question. I hoped I...
  • How do clams sleep?
    i dont no who cares if they can sleep , just cook and eat them '_'
  • What are the triangles in can you zooley?
    The triangles can in zooley you before afterwards.
  • Is there a copy right for MASH 4077?
    Yes
  • Who said the answer to a question no one ever asked?
    Ned Flanders from The Simpsons.
  • What is a person who collects coins?
    A person who collects coins is called a numismatist.
  • Tell me something you don't know?
    How to tell is a turtle is male of female. :D
  • How many feet and inches in 177 centimetres?
    177 centimeters = 69.6850394 inch divide the answer in inches by 12 to get feet.
  • How much would it cost to cover the world in chocolate spread?
    To work this out you would need to decide on a price of chocolate-spread per square metre; Let's say £1.46psm And say that the...
  • Do black men like redheads?
    only if there white
  • Which phrase most often characterizes the teen culture of the '50s?
    Ehhhhhhh!! - The Fonz!!! No, sorry. The Fonz was still in diapers in the fifties. A better answer is "A Rebel Without a Cause",...
  • How did the ninja vs pirate debate start?
    The pirate vs. Ninja debate was started in 1789 when Captain J.P. Longshanks was hacked to death by Japanese ninjas aboard his...
  • The most dangerous game said something about a sense of humor?
    The humor here is Ironic. Rainsford said at the beginning that animals feel nothing while being hunted. The irony comes in when...
  • What is a cruel stag night prank?
    When the groom is so drunk he passes out, put his leg in plaster right up to his hip. When he comes round, tell the stag he was...
  • What is class of fire not recognized by NFPA?
    Cease fire
  • Who is the most popular mr men character?
    Mr happy
  • What is Billie Joe's personality?
    I assume it would be a very outgoing, smart personality. Whenever you attempt to talk to billie joe, you might find yourself...
  • What does the word 'worked' placed over the word 'paid' mean?
    over worked and under paid
  • When is stickpages stick war 2 coming out?
    It's already out
  • What is MyWebFace?
    It is an IE and FF toolbar by Mindspark Inc. infested with adware. It pretends to create cartoon faces (avatars) for your social...
  • How do you I get a story posted on MLIA?
    After you go to their website and click "submit a story" and follow instructions from there you should find a button, poke it,...
  • How long does it take become computer programming?
    This could be quite tricky. First, you would need to figure out how to transform some of your human qualities into computer...
  • Will people really pee if you dip theyre fingers in warm water while theyre?
    Sometimes...
  • Who won next big thing 2011?
    If you are talking about the one on Disney channel the winners were the group of 4 young girls who had frilly tutu things on but...
  • Why do people get so nervous?
    when people get nervous it has something to do with doing stuff in front of people or saying something in front of someone you...
  • What does half cocked Hattie mean?
    It's your mum's stripper name.
  • How many cities in Arkansas end in ville?
    29
  • Can anyone give their snoopy fair codes?
    z3fzz26gy8 :)
  • What types of hairstlyes did the georgians women?
    They didn't really have hair styles but they had wigs which often contained fruit or ribbons on and in it.
  • Every body wants but that uses to only one what is that?
    Your but what one is every body's want what one that is.
  • How do you play footsies?
    You, and whoever you're playing it with, must have your shoes off. Gently slide your feet up and down your partner's feet....
  • How do you spank a Porcupine?
    You'd have to use a newpapaer, because those spikes are hard to get out of your hand. Haha.
  • Will cats ever bark?
    It is not impossible.
  • What was the original slogan of Life Savers candy?
    The original product packaging for Lifesavers (back in 1912) pictured an old seaman throwing a life preserver to a young female...
  • Are you an airhead?
    I'm pretty sure I am but I'm waiting for the DNA results to come in. All though I don't taste like cherry!!! LOL
  • What is the minimum age to be in congress?
    25 for house of reprentatives 30 for Senate
  • If a plane fell on the border of Victoria and New South Wales where would you bury the survivors?
    Unless you were contemplating a cull, give the survivors a ride home. Of course if u really wanted to u could bury them...
  • What was the first TV Sitcom where a married couple shared 1 bed?
    Mary Kay and Johnny, which was also the very first sitcom. Obviously, this means it actually predates all the sitcoms where...
  • What happens when you drop a walnut in pink lemonade?
    Nothing unusual. Did you think it would explode? Stop believing everything you see on TV, especially on unreliable teenie-bopper...
  • What is the Horse's name in ernie the fastest milk man in the west?
    Trigger
  • Why is twins the ultimate fantasy for guys?
    the thought of two girls at the same time is enough to make a guy happy, with twins, its like its the same person doing two...
  • How many girls like there tickle spot on the right?
    it depends, some like it in the middle all the time or to the left too, but experimenting won't hurt no one.
  • You like you?
    Sure.
  • Who uses the last stage of the sharingan?
    Madara Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha use the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. They both attained this by taking out their own eyes and...
  • Hair colour of people in UK?
    Anything and everything. Lower instances of redheads, and natural blondes. Also, with the wide usage of hair dyes, it really can...
  • Things or people that turn 50 years old in 2008?
    animals and humins
  • How do you know if you have glass in your finger?
    when a bird flies into your finger
  • Who is the Pillsbury doughman?
    Ali Graham
  • What is debagging?
    1. to depants. 2. to debunk
  • Who is the most loved pop-star in the us?
    My guess is Hannah Montanna aka Miley Cyrus or Michael Jackson - he king of pop
  • Why did yankie doodle go to town?
    I have checked a few websites about the song "Yankee Doodle." There were no references as to why he went to town- perhaps to show...
  • Who is responsible for most killing of inocent persons in the World Osama or Bush?
    Bush most definitely. Bush most definitely. whoa whoa whoa bush mite be causing these deaths but why show it to the public I...
  • 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a girl 4 for a boy 5 for silver 6 for gold 7 for a secret never to be told. whats the rest?
    8 for diamonds 9 for love 10 a mystery from up above. Theres no more after that. Its like....1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a...
  • Want to go out?
    go out then
  • What is a group of musicians playing together called?
    A group of musicians can be called many things; by the context and the number of people playing together. General terms are:...
  • Why do you have to keep your eyes closed when you seeze?
    allegedly it is a reflex to keep your eyes from popping out
  • How do you save on the electric bill?
    Unplug appliances, you aren't using.. TVs, computers, monitors, stereos etc. They all use power standing by, wich you can save...
  • What are the odds of dying on a roller coaster?
    There is 1 in 300 million chance of dying in a roller coaster accident. You have better chance of dying from heart disease,...
  • How do you submit greeting card prose?
    Check out the greeting card association website. Lots of good information there for freelance writers and artists who want to...
  • What do you say to the boy you love that you love them so that you do not imbarase yourself?
    Just tell him you like him and tell him why. Everyone likes compliments. You could say, I like your consideration for others, I...
  • Whats a good excuse to get out of taking out the trash?
    There aren't any, just do it.
  • What are some good usernames?
    My name is Morgan BTW :)Well i really likeemmiexbooandJinxxXtoxicxBrokeXand since your name is Morgan...
  • When you have only two pennies left in the world buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the other?
    Buy something to eat and something to smell! :)
  • Is Halloween horror nights scary?
    yes, it is very scary espescially if you are faint hearted.I went when I was 11 and i was about to pee in my pants. If you go you...
  • Why do people burp in your face?
    To be rude or to make you sick!!
  • How old is Shane Dawson?
    Shane Dawson is 23 years old (birthdate: July 19, 1988).