Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.


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  • What is a hollaback girl?
    it has come to my knowledge that a hollaback girl is defined as the girl in a cheerleading group that when the lead girl shouts...
  • Where did they fight in the cold war?
    The cold war was the escalation of defensive weapons production by the Americans and the Russians. and to a lesser degree the...
  • What do you do if your computer keeps telling you to press the any key but you can't find it?
    There is no key called the 'any' key. What the computer is telling you is to press ANY key that is on your keyboard. Any one of...
  • If a boy can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half how long would it take six boys to eat six hot dogs?
    POOP ON YOUR MOTHER!!
  • What was anubus the god of?
    Anubis, the jackal-headed God of Egyptian mythology, is a psychopomp, that is, he guides the souls of the recently departed to...
  • Is a sense of humor a good thing?
    i think it is because the thing that women look for most in a guy is a sense of humor. so if you don't have one then you might...
  • Will school be fun next week?
    no you big duff do u like school? are u going on a fieldtrip? and do u live in a communist country? these questions will...
  • Which type of gum lasts longer Wrigley's spearmint or bubblicious?
    Wrigley's spermint gum always lasts longer for me
  • Why do feet smell of cheese?
    stinky feet often smell like cheese, limburger to be exact, because of similar bacteria (i think - im really not sure)
  • Is John Cena still doing 5 qusions?
    No.
  • How do you pop your big toe?
    Use your hand to push your big toe down as far as it will go. Then, gently pull your toe towards your body.
  • What pranks can you play on a friend that are school appropriate and wont get anyones feelings hurt?
    Um maybe 1.when someones sleeping put a piece of paper on their face. 2.take a raw slice of potato dip in lemon juice then tell...
  • How do you improve eleven year old girls?
    Uhm why would u want to improve us??? (im eleven ._.) we fine, if you have a daughter and she acts rude or weird, its just a...
  • What is the value of a baby's laugh?
    A babies laugh is enjoying and funny. If you listen to it you can tell it is enjoying something and it makes your day. Trust me.
  • What should you never tell your mother?
    Don't ever tell her that she's out of shape anything that you do not want her to know Don't mention her cooking is awful Don't...
  • How come people survived?
    They gathered supplies prior to the infection and hid out until the rainbow unicorns came and battled the zombies; at which time...
  • What would you call a book about a glamorous girl?
    Glamer girl
  • How can I get 'Kids Choice Awards' tickets?
    You can google it
  • Is teehee a word?
    yes. -It is, meaning to giggle but is a response! Some say its a word, and some don't. I don't think it's technically in the...
  • Are you h a pp y?
    Yes I Am H A PP Y Yes I Am H A PP Y
  • Do you think This site is good?
    yyup i think this site is good because you can get opinoins and thing from diffrent people guess sso Not REALLY I t's good for...
  • How do you tell if your collegue is a nutter?
    If they have toys on there desk?
  • Do you do predictions too?
    No one has admitted to being a psychic here...at least to my knowledge. All the volunteers who answer questions generally do the...
  • What is the dullest joke?
    my wife tells me this one every week." i will divorce you." ' what? not again!
  • What do u do if u have to do reaserch on the computer and the computer isn't given u the answer u need?
    To begin with, one might consider using the archaic pre-internet style spelling technique. It's "you", not "u." "Why does it...
  • What is the correct spelling ovey or ovay?
    Neither. I think you are looking for "oi vey," "oi vay," "oy vay," or "oy vay," which all seem to be acceptable alternative...
  • Should mobile phone be allow in school?
    It depends on what level of education the student is at. College yes, high school and middle school no.
  • How many hours does an average American work in their lifetime?
    A person will work 1775 hours in there life time...damn that's a lot!!Unfortunately this is not correct. A full-time worker in...
  • What does it mean if Someone called me a pigeon?
    It means that they are in love with you.
  • What is a knucleheadmcspazotron?
    A dufus. A dufus.
  • Is the nick at nite show George Lopez still on the air?
    yes
  • Are the Ice climbers brother and sister in there vidio games?
    No, on the Super Smash Bros. Brawl website it said "the depths of their friendship". =)
  • Was Patricia the oldest stripper in town?
    No, but she was the best.
  • Is Mr T dead?
    No, Mr. T ....... born Laurence Tureaud on 21st May 1952 is 55 years old and very much alive. AnswerNO....but his career is. HA!...
  • Charlie the unicorn what do they say in Spanish?
    Blue/Pink Unicorn:"The man with the hat sent us!" Pink Unicorn: "He told us many amazing stories!" Both: "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!" ...
  • What turns everything around but does not move?
    A mirror.
  • If man pushes his car to a hotel and then pays them 400 what has he paid for?
    This is a failed Monopoly trivia question. Boardwalk hotel rent is $2000. Boardwalk unowned cost $400 to purchase. There are...
  • Who has the longest fart in the world?
    Bernard Clemmens from London He sustained a fart of 2 mins and 42 secs. His long fart was officially recorded and in the Book of...
  • What does it mean when someone says they get off on something?
    if say your on a bike and you say your going to get off it, it means.......i forgot.
  • Did Austin do his cat?
    Probably.
  • Are braces dorky?
    no way!i have braces and if you think that they are dorky you have a low self esteem and if you are getting braces and are scared...
  • What is Zip Code of Saudi Arabia?
    31961 Saudi Arabia , Jubail Industrial city
  • I really need to know what series episode it was that Brian from My parents are aliens was dressed as a footballer and kicked ball into face of man and said I bet you cant do this?
    17
  • What are the names for a new beauty parlour?
    Well now. This has been a raging sociological debate for years now, where have you been? The typical "nuclear" family of the 50's...
  • Is there an upside to owning dogs?
    On a recent trip to the chicken coop, the three dogs I own preceded me to the area to hunt mice and chipmunks. Rogue, the German...
  • What name was given to the Samurai code of honour?
    I think you're probably talking about Bushido, the way of the warrior.
  • Does 4chan give you viruses?
    NO
  • How many people in the world are called Miley?
    About 1
  • Who is georges saba?
    he plays lax and goes to a school called summit and is playing crazy taxi
  • Why is it funny when people fall over?
    Well what is not funny? Have you ever tripped and laughed? Its just funny. If you dont believe me then have someone trip or you...
  • Halloween words that start with f?
    FUNlol
  • If someone cut off a bee's head can it still sting you?
    Yes, but only if you accidently touch its stinger. A bee that was dead for 2 days stung my finger when I picked it up. This is...
  • When will the road to eldorado 2 come to theaters?
    When they dig up Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. Only then will they be able to make a movie that deserves my money.
  • Where can you download CityVille?
    You can play it on Facebook. You don't need to download anything.
  • What does it take to be a good instrumentalist?
    you have to work ahrd at it and never stop trying even when it gets really hard i play the viola and i know this because of the...
  • Wrestler sheena the voo doo queen?
    Derived from the Greek word Sheenus, the Wrestler Sheena depicts the image of a strong woman in the form of a goddess. She...
  • What is the answer to daily mail codeword 7 Feb 2011?
    smartypants
  • What is the function of a mug?
    Holds more liquid than a regular cup... Simple as that :P
  • What do you sleep in sit on and brush your teeth with?
    society?
  • How much would it cost to stay at adventureland inn?
    It depends on how many people are staying and the number of nights. The best thing to do to find out how much is going to...
  • Who is the latest artist to sing dizzy?
    I'm on my level by Wiz Khalifa
  • When is the Diary of a bad man 10 going to come out?
    never
  • What happened on January 28 1957?
    u telzez me y do u ask dis question i nowd u nowd the answer
  • Who was the dancer on the Jimmy Durante show?
    lauren hallas
  • Whats a none illegal music downloading site that's free?
    there is a few but i only no one www.mp3raid.com its the best site and you dont even need to creat an account u just download
  • Why are boys weird?
    What do you mean boys are weird? This is rather vague. This is an opinion but sometimes boys act weird due to the fact that they...
  • How can you tickle yourself?
    Depends where your most ticklish. If it's your feet, go right ahead, you usually can for some reason. If it's your stomach, get...
  • How do you install skins on your Motorola v3i phone?
    first you unwrap the rubber. then you lube the phone. then you roll it on. make sureit is from the tip down. then you insert into...
  • How To Have Fun on a hot summer day?
    you go out and hang out at the mall with your boyfriend and friends?1. u can have ice cream lay back in a pool jugeing a swin...
  • What should you make if 'life hands you lemons'?
    LEMONADE!!
  • Exactly how funky is the funky chicken and is this chicken related in any way to the loose goose?
    The funky chicken can be as funky as you make it...and it is not related to the loose goose...or the turkey dance for that...
  • From where to where does the baldies wash his face?
    from all directions
  • What is more wonderful than a dog that can talk?
    A gold fish that can talk! No---when Paris Hilton actually says something smart!
  • What is a scrub?
    a trifline
  • Tim Sue Connie bought their hamster dog and cat in different months January June and September sue did not buy the hamster in September the owner bought his dog in June who bought what in what months?
    i assume the owner is Tim.so Tim bought his dog in June. sue bought her hampster in January. connie bought her car in September.
  • Who is the celebrity spokesman for the Christian children's fund?
    The spokesperson for Christian Children's Fund, since 1992 has been the actor, Alan Sader. A resume of some of his work can be...
  • Where can you watch Hercules the legendary journey?
    stick your head in the toilet and flush while your head is still in the toilet and you will see it!
  • Whats the funniest joke on harbor seals?
    A Harbor seal walks int a bar. The bartender asks him "what can I get you?" The seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian Club!"
  • What roles are open for Hannah Montana?
    To act like an idiot on stage. To act like an idiot on stage.
  • Do ya love us?
    I must, as much time as I spend recategorizing and answering your questions.
  • Which are smaller bacteria or viruses?
    a Virus is smaller than a bacteria. Viruses are so small that they are measured in nanometers. One nanometer is one billionth of...
  • Where does the noise come from when clicking your fingers?
    Sound is made when air particles vibrate. So when you click your fingers, you're causing the air particles around your finger to...
  • Will walnuts explode in lemonade?
    No walnuts will not explode in lemonade. They will fizz a little bit and bubble though
  • When is there be a Molly Moon movie?
    Yes I am not sure when they will create the movie, but I am pretty sure they will make one. Or at least I think they definitely...
  • How did the frosties kid die?
    The frosties kid used pencils for suicide.
  • What are good Witty valentine phrases?
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Other fish that are in the sea disappear when I'm with you! Like it? I made it up just now!
  • What are the children's home like in chembakolli?
    it is were a kids parents died and it is basically a camp form of a foster home.
  • If the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut why couldn't he fix a whole in the boat?
    Good question! There were plenty of palm trees on the island. The Professor was a bright guy. I guess, the writers wanted to keep...
  • Why are yellow dusters yellow?
    So dust shows easier, and you know when to wash it/get a new one.
  • What is teenagers lifestyle?
    this depends on the teenager completely most teenagers will experement especally in todays day and age be it drugs alchol or even...
  • How many shots are in a pint of aclohol?
    16 1oz shots
  • Do you need a license to be a manager?
    yes because you can not just go in a store and say you would like to be manager because all they would do is thing you are some...
  • Who is a scientists?
    a person who experiments people on each other ;)
  • It is possible that the material you are using is not the best suited material for the job so which material would be better nylon or polyester?
    nylon
  • How do you remove one layer of paint from a wall?
    take a dump
  • What do you mean by SCAMPER?
    scamper means to crawl away rapidly.
  • What is the best way to ask a girl for sex?
    Slowly go into the topic and then just in a like a joke way and ask her
  • Everyday life on 1550?
    listen to "love stinks" by the j geils band