Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.


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  • Where do the jets and giants play?
    New Meadowlands Stadium
  • How can you make your DJ name sound if you mix a song?
    Call yourself DJ mixer
  • What is dingbat and saccharin?
    well dingbat and saccharin is actually part of Adobe software, but in terms of actuality ding bat and saccharin refers to a dumb...
  • What are expressions said by famous detectives?
    "Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word!" Sherlock Holmes to his cohort Dr. watson. "Come at once if convenient - if...
  • What are all the books written by Gary Pulsen?
    nightjohn, suary, stargirl, staroy
  • Who invented the whistle and why?
    Simarjit singh at Kapurthala, Punjab, India. i am not very sure why. i think they inveted it because they need signals or ways of...
  • How do you set snoopy countdown clock?
    Press 'A' to get into setup mode. Use the 'B' button to select the number of days until Christmas: - If it's November, the...
  • How do people change their selfish ways?
    They humble themselves or get humbled.
  • How do you weigh a whale joke?
    Whale Jokes can not be weighed, as they are jokes.
  • What is the meaning of a nice knockdown argument?
    a really big fight where blows are exchanged
  • Why did they take harrison bergeron away?
    They take Harrison Bergeron in the story by Mr. Vonnegut because he wasn't equal to everyone else-he was too strong, too...
  • Why are pepito jokes so funny?
    Pepito jokes are funny to people who get the nasty side of it or the unrated side of the joke. Even the name Pepito sounds funny...
  • Is a 13 year old girl jailbait if im 17?
    yes
  • What is a poo poo valve?
    Your anus. lol
  • What is the name of a female leprechaun?
    Goldy, Leperchaness, Patrika and anything else leperchan related
  • What is the phone number of shakti mohan?
    1800-545-put down the phone stupid are you really going to trust someone on the Internet, how do you know it ain't some guy that...
  • How do you make a lawnmower fly?
    send it somewhere par avion.
  • What order is the colors in a rainbow?
    Red , Orange , Yellow , Green, Blue , Indigo , Violet
  • What orchestral family does the trumpet belong to?
    Brass.
  • How do you give someone a dead leg?
    kill them
  • Is 8 and a half a odd or even number?
    8.5 is neither odd nor even. Only integers (whole numbers) are called odd or even. All other numbers (like fractions) are neither...
  • Why do pigs fail algebra?
    Why do you fail at skydiving into the sun? -probably because you've never tried it.Why do pigs fail at algebra?-They have yet to...
  • Who is amabo?
    a monkey!
  • Is the stallion riding club really owned by Reid Alleje?
    Yes
  • What is smaller than a squash ball?
    An atom
  • Who helped Selena Perez achieve her goals?
    i did sucker
  • Words that rhyme with lat-ham?
    Wham, bam thank you ma'am.
  • Where to download Bhanu banerjee comics?
    dokane pawa jai
  • Did kit snicket love count olaf?
    No, she did not. When Lemony Snicket says she fell in love with someone else, he did not mean Count Olaf.
  • What does radge mean in scottish?
    mad or violent person
  • What are other words for three?
    Thrice; triple
  • Eggs have no business dancing with stones?
    Exactly, if eggs were to dance with stones, they would most likely be crushed therefore destroying any chance of life :)
  • How do you download network shows for personal use?
    if your are talking about TV shows... you can buy them on itunes to watch wherever.
  • What 2 letters come next te se pn hn hn?
    ll Tell, sell. etc.
  • What is 7.5 billion divided by 6 trillion?
    0.00125
  • What is gammon and spinach?
    a term meaning "nonsense"
  • What is the BA part 1st time table at mds university ajmer?
    What is time table of m.d.s. University
  • Wich country won the revolutionary war?
    The United States of America won the revolutionary war.
  • What do you mean perhaps?
    Perhaps means your giving a suggestion for example....Would you like some cookies, perhaps chocolate chip?
  • Was Frosties Kid Stabbed?
    Sadly the answer is yes. The person responsible for this horrific death is still at large. If you have information regarding this...
  • What is anapestic dimeter?
    The basic unit of meter is the foot. A metrical foot usually (though not always) consists of one accented syllable and one or two...
  • Some great excuses for not doing swimming?
    Open wounds, ear infection...
  • What are some funny names to call short people?
    Vertically challenged, half pint, midget, dwawf, midgling
  • What does the name Keinan mean?
    The name Keinan means "born form an ancient family" and also means "small"
  • What are newton's used for measuring?
    force
  • What time dose date line come on?
    well it comes like in 10 more year at 12 clock
  • Are there any game sites not blocked by school filters?
    https://sites.google.com/site/newstudyhallx/system/app/pages/subPages?path=/games is a link that is not blocked..
  • What is another word witty?
    clever Hated
  • Best witty answer to - I miss you?
    You must have sucky aim!
  • Is the word laconic used to describe someone who destroys property for fun?
    No, it simply means that [a person] is a person of few words. Example: His laconic reply suggested a lack of interest in the...
  • What is a wisecrack and what does he or she do?
    like a smart alecthey're someone who makes a lot of sarcastic and "smart" comments
  • How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
    Small street urchins, unable to secure employment as chimney sweeps in these modern times, have taken to feeding themselves with...
  • What does jamiah mean?
    Origin: arabic Meaning: Collector; gatherer
  • What is the price of grape ape?
    Probably $4.25 or so sometimes at cheep markets they are $2.50
  • What does the letter c mean in historian times?
    in the tudor times it ment commen time in music
  • How do you write a personal monologue about my self?
    Is it a monologue you have to perform? If yes, I'd pick an event on your life to talk about. If it's like a paper, then it's just...
  • Fun things to do with housemates?
    Ofcourse you guys can watch Movies, or stroll around the city, now if you want to keep it simple, make fun foods, play video...
  • Mood of marriage is a private affair?
    If your preggo, then it affects your marrige, for some it makes the marrige stronger, for others it RUINS IT.
  • Why is there a tomato fight in Colombia annually?
    Because tomatoes are popular and yeah.Amen.
  • What makes more sense keen as a bean or keen as a lemon?
    Keen as a been makes more sense. Who the heck would say keen as a lemon?
  • Where can you get one of the butterfinger snackerz candy dishes?
    in the any lollie shop and they will specialy order it :)
  • Who invented pen spinning?
    Pen spinning is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with one's hands.
  • What is the name of the cross eyed silent actor?
    Marty Feldman? http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshellMartyFeldman.jpg A picture or further details would be...
  • Ce e ala pifometru stie cineva?
    Wat a fook u talk abowt.
  • What do the clerks do with the cases they see?
    They decide what case is top priority and give that one to the judge first all others are put in last. Your Welcome(:
  • What do you do at a pamper sleepover?
    you can watch movies, eat lots of snacks, read stories, tell jokes, have a pillow fight etc.
  • How old is mad comics bookcom?
    1956 the first issue of mad came out
  • First indian woman in moon?
    hasnt been one but there was a pakistani who went there two years ago:)
  • What is a good slogan for after school program?
    Be cool,stay in school. ;D
  • Why was Garfield important to the 70's?
    Garfield is important to the seventys cos hes fat and ginger and there was lots of fat ginger people in the eightys
  • When did ned kelly make his armor?
    When he was at his mum's for Christmas and everyone else fell asleep after lunch
  • Why is pcp called sherman hemsley?
    Because, since mid-2003, he has been known to occasionally abuse pcp for weeks at a time.
  • What is a password for swat awesome edition?
    it is banana hoola hama
  • How do you know that your parents love you?
    Well, what you know is that they buy you stuff. THey give you home to sleep in. They gave birth to you!!!!! ANd you live now. And...
  • Is people bald are ugly?
    ok here we go.... people who are bald are just like a potato, NO HAIR!!! so arent potatos ugly and not as pretty as the apples....
  • Are all midgets bow legged?
    No. There are thousands of different types of dwarfism, and they don't all have bowed legs as side effects.
  • What is the scariest part of the mental illness of schizophrenia?
    Seeing things that don't really exist or feel that your being followed when you're really not.
  • What should you do if you find a flower with eyes?
    send it to a lab
  • What does the magnifying glass represent in farmville?
    You can enhance the the screen you are playing in when clicking on the magnifying glass.
  • Why were Ibn al-Nafis' discoveries not known in Europe when he made them?
    Because at the time, the knowledge, skills, expertise, equipment etc in Arabia was far more superior than in Europe. Remember...
  • What is the average cost of a gallon of milk in 2011?
    The average cost for milk in 2011 is around 2-4 dollars
  • Who is melisa mcarthy?
    Melisa Mcarthy is an actress on the show Gilmore Girl's. She currently plays the role of someone named Molly Flynn on the sitcom...
  • What is a preppy animal?
    This is actually an improper question, because animals don't have souls and cant have a trait or there own personality traits....
  • What is the book the girl is reading on the bus in the Lenscrafters commercial?
    I really dont know but just watch the comercial again or send a letter to the publisher.Idfvgh aLdk fFHDid kv d'ihassolddk...
  • What is your most awkward moment?
    i was with my friend and his girlfriend at a department store, killing some time. my girlfriend walked in as my friend was...
  • Why is it important that the bill of rights protects people accused of crime?
    it is important because the courts have a duty to respect the rights listed in the bill of rights because it is part of the...
  • Who is Lynn Eisenmann?
    Lynn Eisenmann invented the trash can. She was peeling apples and had no place to put the peels. Thus, the trash can was born.
  • What does me kasa you kasa mean?
    Actually it is Spanish: Mi casa, su casa. Translated to English: My house is your house. In other words, "Take your shoes off,...
  • Where download CityVille pro?
    www.pen island.com u dont need da space
  • How do you become a nobody?
    all you really have to do is avoid people and don't talk out of turn
  • What are some good warriorcats trivia questions?
    1. When was Yellowfang first introduced into the series? 2. Did Sandpaw/storm like Firepaw/heart/star from the start? 3. Who...
  • What is something fun to do with firecrackers?
    Okay, some good things to do with firecrackers are as follows: (most of these stunts are best done at night) 1.Put them it...
  • What is sam's real name off iCarly?
    Samantha "Sam" Puckett is sam's character name on icarly but the actresses' name is actually Jennette mcurdy
  • What is the smartest element?
    Elements are not living- therefore they have no intelligence. In my view, as a joke, the smartest element is definitely...
  • Where did yippee skippee come from?
    he came from the moon
  • Can you use the word sic in scrabble?
    no you write 'sick' instead
  • Did the Italian job bus go over the cliff edge?
    It is unknown if it did or didn't. The film makers left the Italian job with the 'cliffhanger' (pardon the pun), which is infact...
  • What happens when the timer runs out in take this lolipop?
    Above the timer there is a name of a friend on Facebook in 60:00 what just happen to you will happen to them...
  • Where's the pole?
    Try a reach around.If that doesn't work, try this Pole: http://bit.ly/a5U6a4 I hear this Pole is fabulous.
  • How does laughter help in increasing creativity?
    Think about it , when your laughing everything that worries you or stresses you out , yor not thinking about. laughter gets you...