Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.


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  • What are some truth or dare questions?
    dare ideas: Eat a packet of catsup. Sniff the breath of everyone in the room and tell who has the worst and describe what it...
  • If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
    Drop That Smurf! This question assumes that a smurf requires oxygen to survive, which is a valid assumption considering smurfs...
  • How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975?
    $8,710.72 To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research...
  • Cartoon character that starts with 'j'?
    Jetsons Jimmy Neutron Jerry (the mouse) Johhny Bravo Jiminy Cricket Jumbo The Elephant (the) Joker Johnny TestJosh Mankey...
  • What does the letters d m c stand for?
    There are 97 listed acronyms from DMC.
  • How many drops of soapy water fit in a penny?
    52
  • What do you call a person who laughs at everything?
    Obnoxious.
  • Who goes there friend or foe?
    Half and half!
  • How do you change light bulb in globe?
    Spin it on its axis
  • How do pass level 3 in super chick sisters?
    as far as i know you cant :(
  • What is kneeitis?
    It's a made up word. It sounds like arthritis of the knee is what's going on. However, there is no such medical term as...
  • What is the difference between a trollfic and a flamebait?
    Trollfics trend to be made for fun, to intentionally break every rule the author knows about good writing in an attempt to create...
  • Where can you find Tickle stories?
    Barnes and Nobles
  • What do cows dream of?
    Bulls with LARGE..... Horns. (what did you think?)
  • What happened on September 13 1968?
    1. hurricane Naomi2. That is a strangely specific question.
  • Instead of an egg name something you'd be surprised to find inside an eggshell?
    That depends. Are you going for a pleasant surprise or a generally befuddling surprise? If you're going for pleasant, I'd say...
  • Where can you see Riley Nottingham's slide show?
    Riley Nottingham's house
  • Is the speaking clock in Malta really a person or was that just a joke?
    FACT!
  • Why are Humorists important to society?
    WELL, they ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY important because they lift things upNOBADY WANTS TO BE A BORING SQUARE LIKE SOME OTHER...
  • What are the answers to Can You Zooley?
    The question sheet and answers to "Can you zooley" are here...
  • Where can you find VGCats The Animated Series?
    i think you can find it on sheezy art
  • What is the font that FAIL is written in?
    "FAIL" uses the Impact font.
  • What happens when you put a hard pretzel i the microwave?
    It'll probably catch fire. And then the zombies come.Metaphorically speaking: If you put your "hard pretzel" into "the microwave"...
  • How much money does hungry jacks get per year?
    They make US $348 million a year but then minus all their costs their left with US $200 million a year.
  • What are the names of all the brainiac girls?
    bon quiqui
  • Hero starting with k?
    Choose a king, any king! What about King David...
  • Can prunes or plums help regularity?
    Usually, yes, but you also need more water intake with them. Plums are high in fiber, and as prune pulp will re-absorb water...
  • What happens if I can't fap any more?
    lay down and die, my friend. life shall have no meaning now.
  • What is 7 D of S?
    im thinking 7 days of sabbath? im not really sure.
  • Why does BT Yahoo mail take so long to connect?
    this is from nanukmb@yahoo.com For the past fortnight it has almost been impossible to log into yahoo mail. But it so easy to...
  • Why do illegal Mexican can't play uno?
    Because the instructions of the game are in english, not spanish.they steal all the green cards
  • Is beef n' go real?
    No it was just something created by smosh
  • How tall was buddy rich?
    he was 5"9" and weighed 160 pounds
  • What is broad humor?
    some one that laughs at anything and someone that finds humor any where Also, laughing at at people is considered 'broad' humor.
  • Everyone uses it but it belongs to you?
    your name
  • Who were the tv talk show hosts of the 50's?
    Arthur Godfrey who also was the spokesman for Lipton tea.
  • How do you clean human feces on concrete floor?
    That's easy, love! Don't fear! It's easy as pie. Just simply lick it. Lick away and the faeces will just lift away! Have fun,...
  • When is david camerons birthday?
    9 October 1966
  • Where can I design my own pendant?
    How about here? http://www.victorystore.com/Promotional_Products/declarationring.htm
  • What is a staunch?
    staunch /stɔntʃ, stɑntʃ/[stawnch, stahnch]-adjective, -er, -est.1.firm or steadfast in principle, adherence, loyalty, etc.,...
  • All the letters that start with A?
    1 (its A)
  • What do you call tall people with small feet?
    Unstable
  • Is molly Moon a dog?
    No, she is a girl, the dog's name is Petula
  • Where you can buy landmines?
    at your local army surplus store.at the nearest army surplus store.Nowhere. Landmines are illegal explosive devices in virtually...
  • Song at the beginning of guys choice awards 2010?
    I believe the name of the song is "Ketchup on My Beans". I could be wrong but I believe I've heard it before.
  • Is eoin macken gay?
    Its debatable. Homosexuality is relative to the point in time upon when you ask about it.
  • Why is boredom so boring?
    Well it is so "boring" because your either not doing anything, doing something you have been doing for a long period of time, or...
  • What does nuts like a fox mean?
    It means youhave cohonas Ike a fox. in other words small!
  • What is taken from you before it is given to you?
    Respect
  • How do you ignore a showoff person?
    go to sleep.
  • Who is Cassandria Carlson?
    Cassandria Lucianna Carlson is a woman who claims to be the granddaugter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz through her mother...
  • Does theslap.com cost money?
    No, it does not. You can go and make an account on it for free
  • Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
    she had bright students
  • What does it mean to hit the jar?
    To, "hit the jar" means you've hit the target. Or, that you are trying to hit the target.Using it in a sentence: "Josh hit the...
  • How big is the standard soda can?
    The Latin root dis- means not. You should know what solution means :) So dissolution means the opposite of solution.
  • What does a witty saying proves nothing mean?
    It means that a smart comment cant be the absolute truth
  • What is the word for new idea in all the different languages?
    "Eureka!" is a kind of slang word for a new idea in many European and European derived cultures. It's Greek for "I've got it!"...
  • What if a flock of birds fly near your car as you are driving?
    You keep driving? If they are coming directly at your car and you are afraid of hitting them then stop and wait for them to fly...
  • Where did the shooting of hellcats take place?
    The pilot episode was filmed in Vancouver, Canada.
  • What do you call a bad tea maker?
    Naughtea hahaha (Not funny)
  • Do men or women have better depth perception?
    how would i know.....................biscuits?.......................Maybe?.......................but its chocolate biscuits i...
  • How do you turn orange into pink?
    Wait for the orange color to dry and then paint over it in pink.
  • What Though come to think of it means?
    It means, "Well, now that I've thought about it..."
  • Did beatniks beget hippies?
    You could say that beatniks were parent to hippies. Both groups were certainly alike in that both were determinedly...
  • Which sports require a large lung capacity?
    Weight lifting,swimming
  • How do you eat a ham sandwich?
    These are the 10-step instructions on How to Eat a Ham Sandwich: 1) Remove sandwich from plate with both hands and bring close...
  • What is the name of the tan guy in hall pass?
    Richard Jenkins
  • The biggest number in the world?
    Infinity, any number you can think of can always be increased by adding 1.
  • Can a swirly kill you?
    yes a swirly can kill you because the flowing water can drown you
  • What are Stephen Marley kids names?
    Rohan, Robbie. Karen. Julian Marley. Damian Marley. Ky-Mani Marley, and Makeda Jahnesta
  • Where is wenda in Horse play in troy?
    She is on the left hand side underneath a blue soldier asleep on a shield with 4 stars on it to the right of the boat with an eye...
  • Why do singers plug one ear?
    Singers plug one ear for two reasons. 1. It's easier to hear the tune of the music and 2. It helps them hear the tone in their...
  • Where can you buy the escape of the artful dodger?
    E-bay
  • Why are yo mama jokes so popular?
    because it is something that young ones find funny
  • What is the worlds toughest brain teaser?
    Mama made me mash my m&m's Papa picked a pod of peas
  • What is a sentence with generally?
    It may well turn into a sweeping statement if one over-generalizes.
  • What is it called when you've heard this bull before?
    I'm pretty sure the correct term is "Deja vu", which is French for "I've heard this bull before".
  • What gets smaller as ideas grow?
    a pencil
  • What is a seventh grade sentence for dubiously?
    He dubiously marked down the answer for his test.Dubiously is the adverb form of dubious. Dubious means doubtful and unsure. Just...
  • How many Herbie movies are there?
    There are five, but one of them is a remake. Herbie Fully Loaded, Herbie the Love Bug, Herbie Rides Again, Herbie Goes Bananas,...
  • Why do old people fart in public?
    Because they can=)JK.There are a lot of reasons that cause flatulence, from diet to diseases but mainly as you get older your...
  • 4 N in a PC?
    numbers in a pin code
  • What are the 3 characteristics of respiration?
    if one respire he can live,stopped respiring for a while he chocks and stopped for ever it is his end.....
  • What are the names of the pieces in the clue board game?
    Mr. Greene, Crl.Muster, Scarlet, Ms. Peacock, Mrs. White, and Prof. Plum
  • What is the use of sweet neem leaves?
    immunomodulatory, anti-inflammatory, antihyperglycaemic, antiulcer, antimalarial, antifungal, antibacterial, antiviral,...
  • What does structure in music mean?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_form
  • What are Flash's superpowers?
    His power is to move really fast. if you see him pass through an object, that is because his body is vibrating so fast that he...
  • What is the best equipment in Feudalism 1?
    The rolling pin is the classic.
  • Why did count olaf kiss kit snicket in the ends?
    Because, it is suggested, Count Olaf had been Kit's lover previously and still had feelings for her.
  • What is the answer to the blue eyes riddle?
    The answer is that on the 100th day, all 100 blue-eyed people will leave. It's pretty convoluted logic and it took me a while to...
  • Is JRD TATA use y theory in his business?
    Yes Of course!!!
  • Why does your girlfriend have a strap on?
    Because she wants to be a man.
  • Are humans territorial?
    I would say that yes, they are. Consider the following facts of human historical activity: - Governments will take over the...
  • Why is it hard to breathe when you laugh real hard?
    It is hard to breathe when you laugh out loud because you used most of you breathe to laugh as hard as you did. Try to get...
  • How much is a stadion stop watch worth?
    $150
  • What is slap ass Friday?
    on friday, people smack each others butts
  • How many BFF's can you have at the same time?
    as many as you want as long as the others dont know.
  • What was the artist's name who made those folders of dolphins and whales in the 1990s that WASNT Lisa Frank?
    I actually still have one of these. If it's the same artist you're referring to, it's Anthony Casay.
  • A word starting with b and ending in itch?
    b**ch